I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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