Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude