How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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