I don't think brook has ever known best
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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