Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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