O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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