Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.