Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(418): View more from Quebec

I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.

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(585): View more from New York

ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried

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(919): View more from North Carolina

you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic

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(928): View more from Arizona

The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.

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(702): View more from Nevada

My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?

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