OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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