they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
last night I used snow as a chaser
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