She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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