that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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