Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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