im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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