I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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