saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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