If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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