How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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