Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sober January is a disaster.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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