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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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