The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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