Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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