you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I CAN MOONWALK!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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