I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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