Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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