you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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