i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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