her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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