Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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