She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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