so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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