I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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