You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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