Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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