she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
