we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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