Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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