honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I love having hate sex.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
