I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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