i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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