JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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