She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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