Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize