I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?