Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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(207): View more from Maine

hows the new call of duty?

(1-207): View more from Maine

I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together

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(917): View more from New York City

My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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(816): View more from Missouri

She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it

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(850): View more from Florida

It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis

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(925): View more from California

He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"

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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills

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