Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator