why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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