are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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