I hope mine doesn't look like that
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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