I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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