I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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