Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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