She is in my trunk
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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