BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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