mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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