Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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