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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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