dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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