I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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