he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just sucked dick on a ferry
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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